I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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