: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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