At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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