you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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