singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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