turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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