If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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