i think i have herpe
just one?
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honey bunches of taint.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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