Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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