I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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