I only kidnapped one of them. chill
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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