Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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