He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
