My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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