I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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