I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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