ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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