it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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