you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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