going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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