Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I am naked and annoyed.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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