so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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