Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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