Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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