I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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