I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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