I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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