There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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