Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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