the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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