Ambien. No doubt about it.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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