woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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