I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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