omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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