what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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