Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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