My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
the day after is always just damage control
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Actions speak louder than pants.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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