Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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