I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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