what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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