Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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