If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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