eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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