So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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