Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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