Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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