gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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