this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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