When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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