I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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