never play flip cup with pint glasses
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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